Stringing Along Scammers

Stringing Along Scammers

Postby Subs on Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:06 pm

Lord Lion: hello
YunGL33N: hello lord lion I do not know you
YunGL33N: how can I help you my friend
Lord Lion: how are you
Lord Lion: yes
Lord Lion: The thing is, I am public manager on XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I want you to advertise our site. You just have to add XXXXXXXXXXXX to your name or profile description and in return I will pay you weekly
YunGL33N: Oh wow that sounds lovely, how much will you pay me
Lord Lion: more 300$ in skins
Lord Lion: i will pay today and after every weekly
Lord Lion: for start i will prove and after pay
YunGL33N: That seems like a disproportionate return on the work
Lord Lion: if you are interested add my site
YunGL33N: Have you and a finance expert sat down to crunch the numbers and work out your burn through rate?
YunGL33N: I have a keen interest in startups like this, however seeing true talent, such as yours, go to waste through incorrect management would be such a shame
YunGL33N: Hows about this, you pay me 100$ of skins right now, and Ill hash through your business plan to get it spick and span
Lord Lion: stop stop
Lord Lion: stop
Lord Lion: my deal my rules
Lord Lion: i pay with items
Lord Lion: if you are interested
Lord Lion: add my site in your profile or description
Lord Lion: i wait
YunGL33N: Hmm, I will have to seek legal council on this one
Lord Lion: dude im legit
Lord Lion: so?done?
Lord Lion: added my site
YunGL33N: Hmm you have a private inventory, my legal councellor says that in the name of transparency in the transaction this should be available to view to thir parties
Lord Lion: i pay with my site
Lord Lion: im not gammer
YunGL33N: Apparently you arent a speller either
YunGL33N: Haha, thats some of the off the cuff business banter I could bring to the table
Lord Lion: about pay i will prove
YunGL33N: How can you prove? Im interested
Lord Lion: oppen pls my site
Lord Lion: im in site and will prove
YunGL33N: Woah there my friend, you never said anything about opening a site
YunGL33N: You said I had to put a link in my profile
YunGL33N: That ups the workload im uptaking
Lord Lion: you oppened site
Lord Lion: i will prove now
Lord Lion: im legit
YunGL33N: Okay how do you plan on proving?
Lord Lion: i will prove
Lord Lion: i said
YunGL33N: I afraid I have no browsers installed on my computer
Lord Lion: oppen site and i will prove
YunGL33N: I have no way of opening a website
YunGL33N: I am embarased to admit this
YunGL33N: please do not hold it against me
Lord Lion: dude oppen site
Lord Lion: i willl prove
Lord Lion: what is this?
YunGL33N: I cannot open a website
Lord Lion: ok
YunGL33N: I have no browsers installed on my computer
Lord Lion: but i pay with my site
YunGL33N: I missunderstand
YunGL33N: you said you would pay with skins
YunGL33N: How does your website come into this
Lord Lion: yes
Lord Lion: and i have gambling site
Lord Lion: i will make you win of pot today and after every weekly
YunGL33N: That is a very ineffecient manner of paying people
Lord Lion: i pay with site
Lord Lion: if you are not interested,good day)
YunGL33N: It would clearler be easier and more transparent for my tax profile if the skins were transfered via trade to my account
Lord Lion: good day)
YunGL33N: Please understand, I am a prominent public figure
Lord Lion: yes
YunGL33N: my annonimity and transparent financial dealings must be maintained
Lord Lion: dude enter in my site
Lord Lion: and i will prove
Lord Lion: i can select winner of pot
YunGL33N: I said to you my friend, I do not have any internet browser
YunGL33N: I cannot open a website
YunGL33N: I hope this doesnt come between us
Lord Lion: telephone
YunGL33N: I live in Uruguay and my president does not allow me to use telephone
YunGL33N: OH NO
YunGL33N: I HAVE SAID TO MUCH
YunGL33N: YOU MIGHT FIGURE OUT WHO I AM
Lord Lion: ???????????
Lord Lion: dude i pay only with site
Lord Lion: if you cant enter in my site
Lord Lion: this is your problem
YunGL33N: My friend you came to
YunGL33N: to proposition and acquire my select talents
YunGL33N: Thius sounds like it is your problem
YunGL33N: One second, I will put my Technical Lead on the line
YunGL33N has changed their name to YunGL33N's Dad.
YunGL33N's Dad: Hello there
YunGL33N's Dad: I am the Technical lead
Lord Lion: and?
YunGL33N's Dad: I offer all goverence on matters to do with financial gain
YunGL33N's Dad: I need an invoice sent direct to my email before my client can engage in any internet activity
Lord Lion: dude i lost my time woth you
Lord Lion: bye
YunGL33N's Dad: ROFL
YunGL33N's Dad: Enjoy the report you little scamming shit cunt

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Re: Stringing Along Scammers

Postby sKiN on Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:38 pm

haha!! Quality mate.
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Re: Stringing Along Scammers

Postby An-D-D on Tue Jun 20, 2017 4:10 pm

Great effort!

Tell the next one that you've just won the Nigerian lottery, and want to share your winnings with him.
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