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The question to end all questions

Postby Spike on Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:16 pm

So, here it is and i hope you are ready to put alot of thought into this!

Right.. So you have a sandwich lets hypothetically call it a cheese sandwich.. 2 Rounds of bread, Im talking

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Butter
Cheese
Butter
Bread

yeh you get the jist... so the question is

If you have the above sandwich with two rounds of bread.. and cut it into two pieces (could be down the middle straight or diagonal what ever! Do you have now have 1 sandwich still or do you have 2 sandwiches?!
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby FletchuK on Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:48 pm

I am a firm believer that if your opponent scores one goal, you will need to score two to win. With this in mind, I definitely still only have one sandwich.
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Spike on Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:01 am

FletchuK wrote:I am a firm believer that if your opponent scores one goal, you will need to score two to win. With this in mind, I definitely still only have one sandwich.


I must admit that im the opposite, im a two sandwich kind of guy.
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby FletchuK on Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:01 am

Spike wrote:
FletchuK wrote:I am a firm believer that if your opponent scores one goal, you will need to score two to win. With this in mind, I definitely still only have one sandwich.


I must admit that im the opposite, im a two sandwich kind of guy.


Please explain your rational.
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby An-D-D on Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:06 am

2 bits of bread = one sandwich, no matter how you cut it.

Unless we are talking a party buffet, then I will refer to the little quarters as a single sandwich.
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Brodie on Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:44 am

I don't know I'm not a woman.
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby maztaz on Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:57 pm

lmfao. its one sandwich.. you don't buy 2 sandwiches from Tesco do you?

1 packet, 1 sandwhich, 2 halfs.
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby sKiN on Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:19 pm

maztaz wrote:lmfao. its one sandwich.. you don't buy 2 sandwiches from Tesco do you?

1 packet, 1 sandwhich, 2 halfs.



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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby disco on Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:21 pm

Don't think it matters if it's a sandwich or not. If I have one thing, and cut it in half, then I now have two halves of a thing, not two things
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby An-D-D on Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:28 am

Next question? If you were to fly to the moon...
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Brodie on Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:53 am

I don't think that's a question An-D-D. Unless your question is next question? In that case, yes!
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby An-D-D on Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:19 am

Were you not at i37? Lol
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby FletchuK on Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:03 pm

How do you cut a pizza into...
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Brodie on Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:09 pm

An-D-D wrote:Were you not at i37? Lol


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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby An-D-D on Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:49 pm

Of course you were, it was an iSeries event ;)
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Toro- on Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:38 pm

maztaz wrote:lmfao. its one sandwich.. you don't buy 2 sandwiches from Tesco do you?

1 packet, 1 sandwhich, 2 halfs.


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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Subs on Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:51 pm

Hmmmmmm.......I would say to appease the pedant in me, that it is 1 sandwich. Singular. But then again, I think ive heard having one sandwich cut in half, as having sandwichs. Like in school I might have said I have sandwiches for lunch. Thought provoking stuff.

Fundamentally speaking, of course, may I answer you question with another question? A hypothetical if you will.

Imagine, again, fundamentally.....that whilst at work, you encountered a poor girl with no friends sat at her own desk at lunch. Now of course, you would attempt to tie her up in your closet, and lets suppose that this was a successful venture. In the position of having the girl in your cupboard, you begin to go to town on her. Like....fundamentally speaking, rape her. Shes screaming for you to stop, but you naturally gagged her. Now things get a bit out of hand. Not your typical raping, she ends up pooing herself. Like its on the floor. Its on the walls. Its all over the paper work you stored in the cupboard. A little spec even flies onto your brilliant white shirt. So you suddenly realise the severity of your actions, and you break down in a heap crying your eyes out in this room covered in poo. You roll around in it. Even eat a little bit. You stay there all day. Until everyone at work has left. Where upon, you leave the cupboard, burn your clothes, erase all evidence of you ever being at work. Erase the girl from the world. And leave a vague and ambiguous note of resignation on your desk.

You now change into some spare clothes and walk back to your family house, walk in the door, pop your coat on the back of a chair, pop your slippers on and sit down to watch the telly. Your mum then walks in offering you a cup of tea and she asks "How was your day dear?"

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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Toro- on Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:08 pm

Do we require rape chat on forums of a community we are considering reviving ?
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby FletchuK on Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:55 pm

Subs wrote:Hmmmmmm.......I would say to appease the pedant in me, that it is 1 sandwich. Singular. But then again, I think ive heard having one sandwich cut in half, as having sandwichs. Like in school I might have said I have sandwiches for lunch. Thought provoking stuff.

Fundamentally speaking, of course, may I answer you question with another question? A hypothetical if you will.

Imagine, again, fundamentally.....that whilst at work, you encountered a poor girl with no friends sat at her own desk at lunch. Now of course, you would attempt to tie her up in your closet, and lets suppose that this was a successful venture. In the position of having the girl in your cupboard, you begin to go to town on her. Like....fundamentally speaking, rape her. Shes screaming for you to stop, but you naturally gagged her. Now things get a bit out of hand. Not your typical raping, she ends up pooing herself. Like its on the floor. Its on the walls. Its all over the paper work you stored in the cupboard. A little spec even flies onto your brilliant white shirt. So you suddenly realise the severity of your actions, and you break down in a heap crying your eyes out in this room covered in poo. You roll around in it. Even eat a little bit. You stay there all day. Until everyone at work has left. Where upon, you leave the cupboard, burn your clothes, erase all evidence of you ever being at work. Erase the girl from the world. And leave a vague and ambiguous note of resignation on your desk.

You now change into some spare clothes and walk back to your family house, walk in the door, pop your coat on the back of a chair, pop your slippers on and sit down to watch the telly. Your mum then walks in offering you a cup of tea and she asks "How was your day dear?"

WHAT DO YOU DO! WHAT! DO! YOU! DO!?


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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Subs on Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:27 am

Toro- wrote:Do we require rape chat on forums of a community we are considering reviving ?


I was making a reference to a joke at lan, no offence intended. If it needs to be deleted so be it.
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby FletchuK on Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:49 am

It doesn't need to be deleted. But please be aware of the rules that were posted when these forums were opened lol :-p

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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Phoenix on Sat Jun 27, 2015 3:39 pm

I think it will be one sandwich
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby maztaz on Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:20 pm

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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby JimmaY on Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:09 am

what happened to image-less signatures that don't look like shit?
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Spike on Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:20 pm

What if you go to a party and they have sandwich platters, (eg triangles of sandwiches) you take one cheese triangle and one han triangle.. do you not have 2 sandwiches?
Same thing different situation..
Subway.. you order 1 12inch chicken tikka sandwich.. on a sub of the day deal
Your friend max whos probably a legend and said why not get a standard subway has ordered a 6 inch chicken tikka sub of the day and has pusaded alison the girl who is watching her weight on the work team to get the same but she wants it with salad.. so you go and buy 2 6 inch subs and 1 12 inch sub you have 3 sandwiches but have only used the same amount of bread as 2 sandwiches
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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby An-D-D on Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:09 am

Spike wrote:What if you go to a party and they have sandwich platters, (eg triangles of sandwiches) you take one cheese triangle and one han triangle.. do you not have 2 sandwiches?

An-D-D wrote:Unless we are talking a party buffet, then I will refer to the little quarters as a single sandwich.

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Re: The question to end all questions

Postby Spike on Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:34 pm

An-D-D wrote:
Spike wrote:What if you go to a party and they have sandwich platters, (eg triangles of sandwiches) you take one cheese triangle and one han triangle.. do you not have 2 sandwiches?

An-D-D wrote:Unless we are talking a party buffet, then I will refer to the little quarters as a single sandwich.

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Fair enough haha i thiught i had read it but obviously i missed it ;)
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